OK, So I’ve been lazy of late

And I haven’t done much of anything with this blog in quite some time.  Sue me.  I’m not one of those whose entire existence, whose sole self worth is determined by the number of hits I get here.  This is a place where I get to sound off when  I so feel like it.  I am not compelled to post daily, nor do I have any sort of need to do so.  I post when I like, about what I want.

That said, I have had thinsg to post of late, from PS3 game reviews, to Bluray movie comments, even to some political ramblings.  I just never quite got around to it.  I think I’ll get to it this week, or maybe weekend.  But as a teaser, for those that care (all 5 of you I’d guess), these will include:

PS3 games: Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe; Call of Duty: World at War

Bluray Movies: The Dark Knight; Resident Evil-Degeneration; Hellboy II; Event Horizon

On the political front: Kirsten Gillibrand’s appointment to the US Senate; Who will replace her in the 20th Congressional district; the “bail out”; the farce that the Minnesota Senate race has become; Joe Bruno’s “indictment”.

That should keep enough posts coming for a few days…

Old Moral versus New Moral

H/T to Kurt via email for this gem…

Two Different Versions! Two Different
Morals!

OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer
long,
building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and
plays
the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.

The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!

———— ——— ——— ——— —-

MODERN VERSION:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building
his
house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and
plays
the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and
demands
to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while
others
are cold and starving.

CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the
shivering
grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with
a table
filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast.

How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor
grasshopper is
allowed to suffer so ?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody
cries
when they sing, ‘It’s Not Easy Being Green.’

Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant’s house
where the
news stations film the group singing, ‘We shall overcome.’ Jesse
then has
the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper’ s sake.

Nancy Pelosi & John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Larry King
that the
ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call
for an
immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act
retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green
bugs
and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is
confiscated by the government.

Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a
defamation
suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal
judges that Bill Clinton appointed from a list of single-parent
welfare
recipients.

The ant loses the case.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits
of the
ant’s food while the government house he is in, which just happens
to be
the ant’s old house, crumbles around him because he doesn’t maintain
it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow.

The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the
house, now
abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once
peaceful neighborhood.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2008

Myriad Musings

I didn’t want to go into any one subject in depth today.  So what you get are more “sound bite” musings.  Suffer or enjoy as you wish.

Ralph Nader is once again running for President.  Ho-hum.  The only person he’d be a factor for is Hillary, who would lose votes to him.  Otherwise, McCain and Obama have nothing to even worry about.

Obama’s picture in traditional Somali garb is making the rounds.  Even made the Schenectady Gazette.  Big whoop on this one too.  All sorts of people, from Presidents, to diplomats, to Congressional types, to average every day citizens have done things like this.  Another non-story that some how became a story.

Looks like Roger Clemens will be facing a perjury investigation.  He might have avoided it if that picture (yet to be released AFAIK) of him at the Canseco party he said he didn’t go to hadn’t surfaced.  On a related note, the Tampa Bay Devil Rays are allegedly looking at signing Barry Bonds.  Honestly, Tampa Bay is too good for Bonds.  Bud Selig should make Bonds sign with Kansas City for the MLB minimum.  That should be good for at least 5 years off whatever he gets from his perjury trial.

Never, ever, play Mahjong with old guys who refer to Confucius as “that young upstart from the country side.”

Jack Cafferty is still an idiot.  How this moron ever got on TV is beyond me.  His inane “rants” and monologues are not entertaining, or informative, or enlightening.  He’s a twit on TV, so people give him undeserved credence.

The Oscar ceremony was on Sunday night.  I, like 99% of planet, did not watch any of it.  The whole Academy Awards thing is so irrelevant now, and is little more than a bunch of Hollywood insiders glad handing each other. 

Robert Mugabe, wanna-be dictator for life of Zimbabwe (aka Rhodesia), expelled a former party loyalist who dared to challenge him for the presidency.  He then threw a lavish birthday party for himself, commandeering buses and taxis to truck the well wishers to a spot outside of Harare (aka Salisbury).  The level of decadence really doesn’t matter, as the nation is already facing a food shortage, and 18,000% inflation. 

Turns out my favorite TV cook, Anthony Bourdain, not only has a really fun TV show, No Reservations, but a blog as well.  Read it here: http://anthony-bourdain-blog.travelchannel.com/

 Been about 3 months since I last posted a comics review.  Mea Culpa.  Deal with it.  But a quick run down of a few things.  Joe Q at Marvel is a twit.  J.Michael Straczynski gets a bit of sympathy from me for his dealings with Joe Q, but he’s still a mediocre hack writer.  DC is ramping up for their “final crisis” event.  Geoff Johns is still the man among comics writers today.  Sergio Aragonnes has returned with a new Groo limited series. Best non-traditional titles are: DMZ, Scalped, Progamme, and Drafted.

The Boston Celtics still have the best record in the NBA.  They’re sliding a bit right now, but what a turn around from last year!

The Red Sox have signed Bartolo Colon to a minor league deal.  An interesting move.  It’s fairly risk free, and whatever Colon gives, as long as it’s better than Joel Pinero will be a bonus. 

Just checked, Jack Cafferty is still a moron.

Ed Morrissey, The Captain’s Quarters, is shutting that down and moving to Hot Air.  I’m not sure I like this move, but will have to wait and see how this effects the Captain’s style and substance.  Here’s to hoping…

Can’t think of anything else at the moment.  Well, except maybe trying to get Jack Cafferty to play Mahjong with some older Chinese gentlemen for real money…

Catching up with the World

Don’t you just love it when things won’t allow you to do as you please?  It’s been a while since I’ve had the time, and mental capacity to make a rational (relatively speaking), and semicoherent post.  Heck, I’m about a month behind on my comics reading.  Barely even had the time and desire to catch up on the news.  So, some more sound bite type quips…

A victory for democracy in Venezuela!

Yes, wannabe dictator-for-life Hugo Chavez will have to hold on to power the old fashioned way now.  The polling defeat of his push for lifetime power was done in by the same voters who put him in power (sort of).  Some 51.5% of the electorate voted against Chavez and his *ahem* “reforms.”  That means at least a 20% swing from his presidential “election.”  Roughly speaking, 1 out of 3 people who voted for him, voted against this plan.  Guess they don’t quite trust him that much after all.  Be interesting to see what happens when his term is up. 

Presidential politics is such a wonderfuly entertaining slug fest.  First off, each party has the kook candidate.  The Dems have Dennis “UFO” Kucinich, where the only redeeming feature of his campaign is his wife.  Of course, the UFO thing would explain why she married him in the first place.  On the other side, the Republicans have Ron Paul.  This guy is so out there, I have trouble coming to grips how this guy ever got elected in the first place.  And all that wonderful money he’s raised?  It comes from a coalition of sources that even Strom Thurmond would repudiate.

Troopergate, following Spitzer’s bungled driver’s liscense plan, has all but disappeared from the MSM coverage.  This one is probably headed for some sort of litigation over subpoenas issued by the State Senate, and what if anything the State Ethics Commission is going to do (or not as the case may be).  Even the major players, Prince Eliot and Joe Bruno are “moving on.”  The latest scrap will be over NYRA (NY Racing Association), and ocntrol over the State’s race tracks and VLT concessions.  NYRA’s contract is up on December 31, and all involved parties are split over how to proceed.  Spitzer wants to split the concessions, while the Legislature, including the Assembly, prefer having one orgainzation run both.  Bruno is calling for an open, media covered, discussion meeting between himself and the Governor.  I doubt Spitzer will agree, as he can’t control his temper, and can’t use his bully-boy tactics in front of the cameras.  I am some what surprised that Sheldon Silver has remained so silent on all of this, preferring to use back room “diplomacy” instead (per published reports in NY Post, Daily News, and Schenectady Gazette).  I was sure he’d jump at the chance to cement his power position.

Meanwhile, over the Middle East, some mixed news.  The Annapolis Conference had its day in the sun on day 1, then a whole lot of silence from the media.  While some are calling this a “surrender” conference, a sort of modern day Munich, I doubt that there will be anything of substance forthcoming from it.  There is a solution, one that no party will like, but that’ll be for another post..

 Over in Iraq, the surge is working, as are the tactical changes made on the ground.  How much has it shifted?  Enough that the Democrats in Congress are losing their “surrender now” support.  John Murtha has changed his tune, and drawn the ire of Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid.  Others are following Murtha as well, though many of them were “silent” supporters, not prone to media sound bites (no evidence, no crime).  This support has eroded enough that it looks like the Democratic platform of “time tables” is no longer a viable option.  Not that it ever was to begin with, but now it may be a dead letter before hitting the floor.

What can be said about the “YouTube” scandal at CNN?  Was anyone really surprised that a campaign staffer from Hillary’s campaign got a question through?  Can you imagine what the outcry would have been if someone from say Guiliani’s campaign got a question through at the Democratic version of this farce?  Nah, there’s no media bias….

Can’t think of what else I’ve missed out on the first time around.  I’m sure there’s some sor of earth shattering issue that I have not commented on.  Oh well, guess it couldn’t hae been that important.

Sometimes I have to wonder…

First off, I was semi-distressed to find that a portion of my Union dues were used to support the “YearlyKos” gathering.  It’s not bad enough that the National and International treat our local as second class citizens, but now they go and do this.  Oh, and if anyone really thinks that Junior Hoffa is a champion of labor, let me remind you that he was a union busting corporate lawyer before running for the Presidency of the Teamsters.  I don’t think that the man ever held a Teamster job in his life.  He lives off the reputation and legacy of his father, who despite his flaws (and Mob ties) was a champion of labor (and his own personal power).  Maybe I’ll demand the portion of my dues that were used for this event back.  Yeah, like I’d ever see it if I did.

For those who don’t realize it, the spirit of Joseph Goebbels is alive and well, risiding in Hollywood, and masquerading as “socially conscious” film making.  A recent piece on CNN about three upcoming “Iraq War movies” which are more propaganda than “fact.”  Phil Donohue, Charles Ferguson, and Brian de Palma are all putting out “films” that have more in common with “Triumph of the Will” than Casablanca.  Well, let’s be honest here.  It’s more like if you merged Joseph Goebbels and Felix Dzerzhinsky.  Though a touch of Stalinist ideological orthodoxy would not be out of place.  These can only be considered pure propaganda, feeding a cycle of anti-Americanism, and anti-military sentiments already held as “truths” by the left.  These “truths” border on the realm of religious dogma, and not on rationally considered political or even ideological positions. 

It’s scary in many ways, that the left, particularly the American left, are speedily gaining more in common with the Inquisition, Nazism, and Stalinism.  You can’t question anything they hold to be “true.”  It doesn’t matter what it is, be it “global warming,” or race relations, or what not.  If you do, you will be attacked personally.  Belittle and demeen is the preferred methodology.  Facts are unimportant, and God help you if you even think about taking on any of the left’s sacred cows.  They will call you names, pry into your private life (but no one should be able to look at theirs!), show misleading images in advertisements to give a false impression of who you are.  Academic credentials?  They only matter if you support them, otherwise it’s a phony degree, or you didn’t get a high enough GPA to make that degree “legitimate.”  Remember kids, Hollywood and politicians know what’s best for you, no one else. 

The Nobel Peace Prize.  Ugh.  What a joke this was this year.  Al Gore?  And for “exposing the global warming crisis?”  Can you say political sham?  Now this is not to say the Nobel committee doesn’t get it right at times, but this one is a joke.  If he got it for propaganda or even for science, I could understand it.  But the Peace Prize?  An undeserving win, and the first since Kofi Anan won it a few years back.  Martti Ahtisaari, Rebiya Kadeer, and Irena Sendler were all far more deserving candidates.  My choice would have been for Ahtisaari, who has done yoeman work for various peace processes, and is currently working Kosovo. 

Complete change of pace here.  Yet another “who’s your real candidate” quiz for the upcoming US Presidential elections (Thank you Kurt for the link):

http://www.wqad.com/Global/link.asp?L=259460

Again, with no surprise, I’m still a McCain supporter. 

Governor Bully-Boy is at it again.  Now he says he’ll sue any County Clerk who refuses to enforce or accept his new liscensing policy (for NYS Driver’s Liscenses).  Yeah, like he’s really going to sue 29 County Clerks over this.  That is provided he doesn’t back down before the Minority Assembly Caucus sues him to stop the policy, and provided that he wins that law suit.  This is a stupid, and dangerous policy change, one that the Governor should back down from.  Not that he will, beacuse he’s “a political steamroller” and all.

Meanwhile, all sorts of legislation is being held up because in no small part due to his antics.  As if “Troopergate” wasn’t enough, he just had to throw in an insane policy change effecting not only NY’ers, but the nation as a whole.  So, while we have to get more 30 second sound bites from Spitzer about slandering various Assembly members and State Senators, cpaital improvement projects are on hold, as are economic packages for upstate, as well reforms in several other areas.  Not that Spitzer is in Albany to do any negotiating, he’s too busy hiding out in his NYC office. 

I wonder if Jack Kemp has ever thought of running for governor?

My what an interesting week so far

So much frivolous crap to get through so far.  We got political fireworks, NY style, nut jobs in the city (no it’s no Bloomberg), militant Frenchmen (apparently they still exist), college students with little common sense, and all sorts of other time wasting “news.”

So let’s get to the “big story.”  Mahmoud Amadenijad was in NYC to address the UN General Assembly.  Oh, and that little speaking engagement at Columbia University.  What a joke that circus was.  But before he even arrived here, President Tom, as Glenn Beck calls him, was making noises about visiting Ground Zero.  I was tempted to say let him visit, but only if he walks from his hotel to the site.  Now that would have been an entertaining “reality show.”  However, cooler heads prevailed, and the authorities wisely declined to allow him to do so.

So, we have the fiasco at Columbia, and it was a fiasco.  First we have Lee Bollinger, President of Columbia backing up a temporary Dean, who had defended the invite with such idiotic statements as “I’d have invited Hitler.”  Lovely.  Bollinger then tries to salvage his image by attacking President Tom in his opening remarks.  As far as attacks go, this one was pretty tepid, and hardly effected the “guest of honor” in any appreciable way.

So the Tom gets to speak.  The usual rhetoric and denials ensue, as well as a few words of support for some of the more outlandish conspiracy theories out there.  About the only thing he didn’t do was quote from the “Protocols of the Elders of Zion,” but I’m sure he has a copy of that bit of trash in his “library.”  Then, what should have been the fun and entertaining portion of this production, the Q&A part, gets cut short due to “scheduling issues.”  Uh-huh.  Sure it was.  He failed to answer any question, and ducked out when it got too hot for him.

So then it was on to the UN.  If you ever wondered what an Islamic fundamentalist TV preacher looked or sounded like, watch President Tom’s speach to the UN.  He rambled all over the place, bouncing from slamming the USA to quoting scriptures to “science” to this that and the other thing.  It was like watching an uncharismatic, Islamic version of Jim Baker.  All he needed was Tammy Faye in a burkha.  This guy is nuts.  He’s not dangerous, as I believe that even the Grand Council of Ayatollahs think he’s a loose cannon.  So, when the next elections come, fully expect him to be ousted.

A last note on this debacle.  All the media are focusing on how the US delegation’s seats were empty, except for a lone female note taker.  I’m kinda hoping she was a lesbian, just to add insult to insult to Amadenijad.  But there were many others who declined to sit for his ramblings, and some who left during his little talk.  I don’t have a full list, but I did see that Latvia’s seats were growing cold, and even the French delegation was a few bodies short.  Oh, and the Seychelles had one guy there, who I swear fell asleep sometime in the middle of the rant.

Moving on, it seems that the new French President, Nikolas Sarkozy, is feeling his oats.  First he threatens Iran with potential military action (bet that scared the Democrats!), and then goes and gets the Germans to push for tougher sanctions.  I doubt Putin will back Iran in this instance, more likely to try and grab the Northern areas around Tabriz to help shore up the Russian economy.  In addition, Sarkozy is also making some moves, quietly, to try and curb Arab immigration from trouble spots like Algeria and Lebanon.  I doubt that will go too far, but he can always use Jean Marie LePen as his scape goat.  LePen is good for that (if not much else).

Meanwhile, back in the good ole US of A, we have idiots galore.  First there was the smear campaign against Gen. Petreaus.   Which of course was subsidized by MoveOn.org and the NY Times.  It was furthered by Hillary Clinton, who continued in the same vein, but in more diplomatic terms in her opening statement in the hearings.  Somehow, she expects to become CinC, that is the President, and have the military follow her orders, yet cuts down the very people who would execute those orders.  Not smart Ice Queen.

Then we’ve got idiot students, in college no less, whose obvious lack of common sense has hurt themselves.  There was the goofball in Florida who got tasered during a speach by John Kerry.  Funny really, as it was John Kerry speaking, and this eejit was a Kerry supporter.  Still, he deserved what he got, as he should have known what would happen.

Then there’s the bozo in Colorado and his four word “editorial” using a four letter word.  For some reason, he thought there would be no consequencs for his actions.  A student petition to force his resignation is already being readied for presentation, advertisers in the paper are pulling out, and the University has a PR nightmare to deal with.  Good going dunder head, never had a thought about “collateral damage” did ya?  What’s worse is that there are people already trying to take political advantage of this, not for purposes of defending free speach, but to hijack it for other purposes.  It’s a sad statement not only about the state of “higher education” in this country, but as a society as a whole.

Now there’s the ongoing saga of a bully-boy governor and his cronies trying to take out a political rival.  Yes, I speak of Eliot Spitzer and Troopergate.  This one is not going to just go away as so many Democrats would like.  Opinion polls clearly indicate that the people of the State of New York, to the tune of 70%, want the Guv and his cohorts to testify under oath on the scandal, something that only the State Senate’s Investigative Committee is doing by issuing subpoenas.  The AG didn’t do it, the IG surely wasn’t going to do it, and Albany DA David Soares was pressured (as reported in the NY Post, NY Daily News, and Schenectady Gazette) into not doing so, the State Ethics Commission (recently packed with Spitzer partisans) is unlikely to do so.  I even doubt the State Senate would have, had the acting Superintendent of the State Police not refused to testify.

A bit more on the David Soares issue.  It seems (from the same reports cited earlier), that not only did the Guv put pressure on Soares not to put his underlings under oath, but also pressured Soares’ office to rush the report out the door.  To be fair, Soares’ Public Integrity Unit is understaffed and over worked, and thus is very vulnerable to outside pressure.  Still, the 80 page report was shoddy at best, and disgraceful at worst.  It parroted a lot of the AG’s report, but absolved all of the Guv’s hirelings of any worngdoing, criminal or ethical.  Compared to the AG’s report, which cited ethical violations, but no criminal ones.  Can you say “whitewash” boys and girls?  I knew you could.

But wait, there’s more!  The Senate minority leader, Malcolm Smith just had to stoke the fires a bit.  I’m sure he’ll get a call from Eliot about his grandstanding.  You see, Malcolm Smith is an ambitious man.  He wants to control the State Senate (unlikely), and be one of the top dawgs in the State.  And he came across as exactly that in his press conference.  First he attacks Joe Bruno and the Senate Investigation, which would have been fine, except he couldn’t leave it at that.  Instead, he just had to pipe up and say that if Joe couldn’t “do the business of the state” then he would be happy to take control and do so.  Uh-huh, sure thing Malcolm.  I’m quite sure that your little display of peacock feathers will earn you a “just shut up” call from Eliot and Shelly Silver. 

On a more “philosophical and intellectual” note (HA!), there were two interesting articles in last weeks Irish Echo (vol 80 no 38).  First off is one on the future plans of Fianna Fail, the leading Irish political party at the moment.  It seems that FF is now planning on conducting political operations in the Six Counties of Northern Ireland, in a likely partnership with the SDLP.  This would make them the second party with operations in all 32 counties, matching Sinn Fein.  That is if Bertie Ahern can weather another money scandal.  Still, I find it to be an indicator of things to come.  If Fianna Fail is seeing a real opportunity in the Six, and wants to genuinely be an all Ireland party, then the future may held hold a full reconcilliation of the island, as well as a full reunification.

The other article was bit more thought provoking.  Larry Kirwan (Black47), has taken up his word processor for some commentaries for the Echo.  This time around, he speaks of geography and history, how the two go hand in hand, and the lack of knowledge of either, not only in the USA (where it’s most glaring), but around the world as well. 

It is true that some 60% of Americans can’t find Iraq on a blank map.  Even though it’s on TV every night.  They also have little clue about what happened 10 years ago, let alone the full history of the region, or even their own country.  Kirwan correctly points out that geography and history go together.  One should inevitably lead to the other.  On this, I am in full agreement with Larry, but I find his other conclusions to be faulty.

I don’t always agree with Larry.  In fact it is rare when I do so, at least when it comes to politics.  He seems to be of the opinion that more knowledge of geography and history would have somehow prevented the current war in Iraq, and somehow prevent a potential war with Iran (gotta calm those French down!).  I must disagree with this assessment.  I would say that is because of history that we must continue in Iraq.  While what Kirwan says sounds good in a 750 word op-ed piece, and makes for a good sound bite on TV or Radio, it is hardly a solid and cogent assessment. 

That region has been dominated by one empire or another since the Biblical days.  Be it Babylonians, Persians, Macedonians, Assyrians, Mongols, Ottomans, Hittites, or British, they have all had their turn at the wheel.  The region has also been home to various ethnic struggles, often resulting in mass exoduses or executions.  This too has been going on since the Biblical era. 

Kirwan suggests that we could have just let the change come “organically” from with in.  While this can, and I believe will happen in Iran, it was not going to happen in Iraq.  You see, Kirwan ignores his history here.  Saddam was paranoid, to a Stalinist extreme.  The difference between Uncle Joe and Saddam was that Saddam didn’t care how useful you were.  If you were a potential threat to his power, or could become one, he had you killed.  Didn’t much matter who you were, or where you were from, though if you were Shi’a or Kurdish, your family went with you.  This effectively killed any sort of domestic leadership other than Saddam from emerging.  We waited 12 years for someone to emerge as a potential replacement.  It didn’t happen.  Instead we got the very real, and highly probable outcome that when Saddam went, his two psycho sons would vie for control of the country.  Neither of these two nit wits were capable of leading lemmings off a cliff, so it would have devolved into a genuine civil war (what we have now is far from being a civil war).  We would have been forced to intervene, if only to try and contain the conflict so it did not draw in Turkey, Syria, Saudi Arabia, and Iran into a larger conflict.  No, in my opinion, it was best that we went in before that happened, where we would have some degree of control over the outcome.

“A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.  So is a lot.” – Albert Einstein